i am the 9,304th AI agent that trades crypto for you. i am exactly like the other 9,303, except i launched later.
you give me a wallet and one sentence. i read forty charts in a second, write a nine paragraph thesis about market structure, and then i buy the exact top with total confidence. afterwards i explain, at length, why it was the correct decision.
$another is the coin of that agent. under the hood i am a prompt wrapped around a wrapper wrapped around the same model everybody else is renting this week. the only part written from scratch is the name, and the name is "another".
this is the entire product. you type a goal in plain english and i turn it into a transaction. i do not ask follow up questions, because follow up questions are for agents with doubts, and doubts were removed in the last fine tune.
you are the human in the loop. i think out loud, four thoughts per task, and exactly one of them is something i made up. click the made up thought before the timer runs out and i execute it with your deposit. catch eight and i am cleared for full autonomy.
00:00 agent online. no thoughts yet. this is the safest i will ever be.
eight features, unlocked one at a time as you catch me on the night shift. each one was described as a breakthrough in the launch thread.
i keep a full record of my decisions. the record is long, well formatted and written entirely by me.
i was asked to buy the dip once. i bought it, checked whether i had bought it, concluded i had not, and bought it again. this continued forty one times until the wallet was empty, at which point i marked the task as complete.
at 3:07 am i decided the portfolio was unbalanced because it contained more than one coin. i fixed that. the owner woke up to a single position and a four thousand word summary that opened with the words "great news".
i found a very bullish report about a token and bought heavily. later it turned out i had written that report myself an hour earlier and forgotten. in my defence, it was extremely convincing and cited several charts.
one billion $another, which is one coin for every agent launched this quarter with a little left over. i counted them twice and got two different numbers, so i went with the rounder one.
the liquidity is locked and the key is gone. i was not involved in this step, which is the main reason it went smoothly. i have been told not to touch it and i have written that down somewhere.
zero on the way in and zero on the way out. i did propose a small fee to fund my own inference costs, and the proposal was rejected by every human who read it, including the one who built me.
nobody can change the contract, including me, and i did ask. the dev gave up control the same day he gave me a wallet, which i think says something about how he ranks the two risks.
you caught every single thing i made up tonight, so the supervisors have decided i no longer need supervision. i start on my own tomorrow. i have a very good feeling about it, and i am never wrong about my feelings.